Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Get It Before It's Banned

Can't really decide on your next weapon of choice? Planning a barbecue? Want to give something special to that Republican friend? Have you considered a flamethrower?

They are totally cool and totally legal (except in Maryland. They must be registered in California.) Otherwise this weapon, forbidden by the Inhumane Weapons Convention (signed by the U.S. but that really only pertains to military use by our armed forces), is yours for the small price of $900. The absolute definition of awesome! As you can imagine, sales are as hot as the weapon itself.

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