Monday, April 28, 2014

Adventures with Mary Worth

I recently found out from RenĂ©e that her brother, Michael, shared my passion for the Mary Worth comic strip.  So, when he came for an overnight visit on Friday, I took great pleasure  in introducing him to the Mary Worth blog, Mary Worth and Me.   It was difficult for him to contain his excitement.

Just to catch everyone up:  Charterstone resident Iris Beedle's nogoodnik son, Tommy, was recently released from prison where he was serving time for almost killing some college kid with bad meth.  Even though he claims that he found Jesus while in prison, he still refuses to get off the couch and find a job.  Another Charterstone resident, Wilbur Weston, who loves a good sandwich as much as anyone, has his eye on Iris, but hasn't made much headway.  He feels that, if he can help Iris get Tommy back on track, this might lead to romance.

And for the complete backstory, check out the Comics Cumudgeon here and be sure to check out all the links.   (you'll notice that the comic featured in the post is dated 9/29/13.  Glacial does not begin to describe the pace of this comic. Although the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette approves:  The Next Page: Every little thing she does).

Tommy before he went to prison.

Today's Installment

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Lenten Reminder

“Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal, while others, on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting, at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.”

― Herodotus, The Histories


YES! It's here! I just got back from mother's place where I was shocked to find she had a copy of Namibian Collection by Steve Harvey. I didn't expect it until the summer, but there it was as rich and present as could be. Mother kept saying she didn't know her sons were so talented. My responses were "Yes, you did!" or, alternately, "Just Steve!"

I've already ordered my copy. I got it from Amazon. I can't wait for my vicarious trip to Namibia.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Picture of the Day

Notre Dame guard Madison Cable (22) flies off court during the second half of the championship game against Connecticut in the Final Four of the NCAA women's college basketball tournament, Tuesday, April 8, 2014, in Nashville, Tenn.

Monday, April 7, 2014

Historic Game

This is more of a Facebook post, but it's historic enough for the blog. Never have two undefeated teams played for the NCAA basketball championship—men or women. That is about to change when Notre Dame faces Connecticut for all the marbles on Tuesday at 8:30. And if that isn't historic enough, Mt. Lebanon's Madison Cable will be playing for Notre Dame. Yes, Dale's daughter, Mr. Cable's granddaughter. While she won't start, she will have a pivotal role as one of Notre Dame's strengths is their bench. She actually led the team in scoring one game, and has dramatically improved her play and minutes this year. Isn't it always the fighting Irish against those nasty (New) Englander's?

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Poetry Sunday Once Again

Winter moons

If there is a subtle joining
The countryside of Maine
With the vast Oshana plain
It is surely in the winter moon

Where one reflects in brilliance
Across the snowy white
The other does with equal light
Upon the golden sand

Steve Harvey

From the Namibian Collection

Friday, April 4, 2014

Jesus and Dualistic Thinking

I have recently come across several articles that make the argument that the reason for the decline of religion in the last two decades or so is not due to its rightward drift but because it has grown slack and essentially spineless.  It no longer stands firm in defense of core beliefs but has allowed tenets of faith to become matters left to the individual.  Recall the old joke about the ten commandments becoming the ten suggestions.  This departure from adherence to straightforward religious doctrine has made it almost indistinguishable from the secular world.  At that point, so the argument goes, why bother with religion at all?

The NY Times’ columnist Ross Douthat is one of those making this charge.  With his book, Bad Religion, he argues that Christianity’s decline follows from its accommodation of modernism and its adoption of the view that beliefs and commands are optional:  “A choose-your-own-Jesus mentality encourages spiritual seekers to screen out discomfiting parts of the New Testament and focus only on whichever Christ they find most congenial.”  It is this trend that that drives the conservative Catholics’ concern about Pope Francis:

And they worry as well that we have seen something like his strategy attempted before, when the church’s 1970s-era emphasis on social justice, liturgical improvisation and casual-cool style had disappointing results: not a rich engagement with modern culture but a surrender to that culture’s “Me Decade” manifestations — producing tacky liturgy, ugly churches, Jonathan Livingston Seagull theology and ultimately empty pews.

And so, the implication is that, for religion to thrive, it must adhere to established rules and doctrines and remain steadfast to the conviction that, besides the one truth, there is no other truth.

On the other hand, as more fully set forth in a prior post, Republicans and Religion, I have also read about studies which suggest that religion’s identification with conservative Republican politics is the actual cause of its decline.

Now, I don’t really know who is right on this issue.  But, that isn’t my concern in this post.  This debate actually raises for me a completely different and slightly more interesting question:  must religion, or at least Christianity, always and everywhere fit into this dichotomy, as everyone seems to believe: that religion is either lukewarm and wishy-washy or strident and bent on thought control?  Is it possible to have a tough and demanding religion without its being moralistic and autocratic?  Must we choose between Jonathan Livingston Seagull and the inquisition?

Once I applied myself to this quandary, it didn’t take long for me to realize that this tough anti-status quo yet non-doctrinaire approach precisely describes the preaching of Jesus.  Time and time again he makes difficult, nigh on impossible demands on people – but he never requires adherence to particular rules, nor does he spell out a creed or ultimate truth that people must accept.  Instead, he leaves the responsibility of figuring out things out to the individual.

First, even though Jesus says at one point "Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets" (Matthew 5:17), its clear that he didn’t much like rules.   He takes direct aim at the scribes and Pharisees by claiming, “their teachings are merely human rules.” (Matthew 15:9)  He then gives the Pharisees a hard time when they criticize his disciples for picking grain in violation of the Sabbath rules, explaining to them that, "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath.” More than once he heals on the Sabbath in violation of Jewish law. And, when he heals a man with a withered hand in a synagogue on the Sabbath, the Pharisees got so offended that they immediately “went out and plotted how they might kill Jesus.”  (Matthew 12:14)  And, he didn’t really care for the Jewish dietary laws, either. "Don't you see that nothing that enters a man from the outside can make him 'unclean'?” (Mark 7:18)  Certainly, the notion of the law as a test for fidelity was completely foreign to Jesus.

While Jesus rejected formal rules as a basis for conduct, he did not adopt a follow-your-own-dream attitude.  Instead, he replaced legalistic requirements with far more demanding and broader commands, which finally could never be completely fulfilled.  Jesus makes it clear that the greatest commandment, loving God and neighbor, is without limit.  He explains, “You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, ‘You shall not murder, and anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.’  But I tell you that anyone who is angry with a brother or sister will be subject to judgment.”  (Matthew 5:22)  Nor is this love restricted to one’s friends.  You must also love your enemies (Matthew 5:43-44).  And, it’s no longer an eye for an eye but one must turn the other cheek.  So, if anyone sues you for your shirt, hand over your coat to him as well.  (Mathew 5:38-40)  Ultimately, Jesus insists that we be “perfect, even as your Father that is in heaven is perfect.”
The flip side of loving your neighbor is not being so concerned about yourself:  "Therefore, I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat; or about your body, what you will wear.”  (Luke 12:22)  Indeed, "sell everything you have and give it to the poor." (Mark 10:17-22).   “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth" (Matthew 6:19) for "you cannot serve both God and Money.”  (Matthew 6:24). "None of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions" (Luke 14:33).

Yet, even at his most strident, Jesus is not moralistic.   Recall this rather difficult passage:  “And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell.” (Mark 9:43) And then he says the same thing one’s foot and one’s eye.  (Mark 9:45, 47)  He never even hints, however, at what sort of behavior might prompt this sort of drastic action.  He leaves that determination to us.  But the import is clear:  what you do with yourself is what counts.

And, by the way, it all must be done yesterday.  For Jesus, the decision for others is an urgent one.  Jesus says to one man who says he’ll follow Jesus but first needs to bury his father: “Follow me, and let the dead bury their own dead.” (Matthew 8:22) He also has no time for the person who first wants to say good-bye to his family, and tells him:  “No one who puts a hand to the plow and looks back is fit for service in the kingdom of God.” (Luke 9:62)

It is thus clear that Jesus expected a lot from people and he expected it right way.  You can see why people may have preferred following dietary laws.

While he wants total commitment to one’s neighbor, it’s also clear that how that commitment is carried out is up to us.  And so, he criticizes those who “bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders.”  (Matthew 23:4)  Indeed, the teachers of the law “shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces.”  (Matthew 23:13)  They adhere to the outward observance of the law – “[y]ou give a tenth of your spices – mint, dill and cumin” – but they “have neglected the more important matters of the law – justice, mercy and faithfulness,” straining out a gnat but swallowing a camel.  (Matthew 23:23-24)  Any moralizing is repugnant to Jesus.  "Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.” (Luke 6:37; Matthew 7:1).  “And why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye?”  (Matthew 7: 3)

And, lest anyone think that Jesus was pushing some kind of creed or orthodoxy, he, instead, is gleefully inconsistent.  Just above I cited Jesus saying that we must be perfect as the father is perfect.  But then when someone innocently enough addresses Jesus as “good teacher,” he retorts, "Why do you call me good?  No one is good--except God alone.”   (Luke 18:19)

And, at one point he says, “You are the light of the world. … Let your light shine before men in such a way that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.”  (Matthew 5: 14, 16)  But later in the next chapter he says,  "So when you give to the poor, do not sound a trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, so that they may be honored by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.  But when you give to the poor, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving will be in secret; and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.”  (Matthew 6:2-4)

And again, at another time Jesus says, "He who is not with Me is against Me; and he who does not gather with Me scatters.”  (Matthew 12:30)  But then he also says, "For he who is not against us is for us.”  (Mark 9:40)

Another contradiction:  he states, "Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God” (Matthew 5:9) And later he says, "Put your sword back in its place, for all who draw the sword will die by the sword.”  (Matthew 26:52)  But then, he tells his followers, “do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword.” (Matthew 10:34)

Perhaps Jesus would agree with Emerson that, "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds….” Or, perhaps he understood what Neils Bohr understood:  “the opposite of one profound truth may very well be another profound truth.”  Or, Jesus may simply prove F. Scott Fitzgerald’s point:  “The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.”

One thing is clear, however:  Jesus demanded a lot from people.  In fact, he demanded their whole lives.  But there were two things he clearly did not demand of them:  that they adhere to a list of ironclad rules; and that they believe in some final truth or doctrine. 

Jesus Cleanses the Temple