Tiger expert Gilbert Edelstein, from the Pinder circus, said the best response to coming face-to-face with the stripy beast, thought to weigh around 70 kilogrammes (155 pounds), was to “scream as loud as possible.”Leave it to the French to always come up with the appropriate use of German awareness.
“Even better, scream in German. The guttural sounds could scare him away,” added Edelstein.
Friday, November 14, 2014
Bigger Than Ebola
The U.S. panic over ebola is dwarfed by the Parisian tiger scare. Sure ebola may kill you, but so can a hungry tiger, and it is 155 pounds. For those living east of Paris, it is as mysterious as the killer virus, as no one knows where it came from. "The unbelievable tiger alert" dominates Parisian news. "It's been running for 48 hours and it hasn't eaten, so yes, I'm worried," said local resident, Jean-Francois Ameur.
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The story just got much better: Search for Big Feline Outside Paris Ends When Tiger Deemed a Cat
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