Organizational Salvation

The AMA of today votes and agrees
To treating over-eating as a weighty disease.
It is hoped that the scope of the illness regresses
As doctors seek health insurance successes.
A cure, I'm sure's but a discovery away:
A gene, or a screen curbing intake each day,
A drug with a hug to boost self-esteem
While solving by dissolving all cake and ice cream.
A fat-free operation for elimination of plump,
We'll crack this attack on humanity's rump.

For reliance on science is not just for facts,
But our path, here at last, now redemption is back.
Our sins can be lifted and shifted to sickness.
I believe this will save us, as God is my witness.
We can switch from that which destroys our excuses,
To a new one that excuses our gluts and abuses,
But cures all before we fall from the slippery, greasy weight that we chooses.