Which T-shirt should I bring to the beach?

Out of my clothes cabinet I grabbed a handful of T-shirts:
1. Family First Sports Park Indoor Soccer - Sockers (when I played soccer in Erie)
2. Myk's Mopeds, Inc. Beach Haven, NJ (surely a collector's item)
3. THEY WILL RUN AND NOT BE WEARY - ISAIAH 40:31 (a present from Myk)
4. Tie dye T-Shirt (a present from Renée)
5. Taste & Quick Keys - Software That will Knock You On Your Axis (from a MacWorld Expo)
6. Return of RUN LIKE HELL - You could use the exorcise! (from when we battled the radio talk show host and lost)

[This is a variation of "What books are on your bedside table?" Feel free to take a handful of T-shirts from your dresser and report.]