Caddie wins golf tournament

Steve Williams, caddie for Adam Scott, won the Bridgestone Invitational this weekend.
"I've caddied for 33 years—145 wins now—and that's the best win I've ever had," said Williams.

Luke Donald's caddie, John McClaren, who tied with Rickie Fowler's caddie, Joe Skovron, for runner up, disagreed.

"Huh?" said McClaren, "I didn't drop Donald's bag once during the whole tournament. I think I earned the victory."

"Right!" shouted back Williams, "And what was that slip into the water hazard on 14? Check the rule book. That counts as a dropped bag plus Luke Donald had to play with wet clubs the rest of the round."

"Well, at least I didn't loose a putter!" retorted McClaren. "That was disgraceful. You're just lucky Adam Scott can putt with a driver."

"Ah, he's used to it," said Williams. "I'm always doing that. I'm forgetful…so shoot me."

"And what about bringing Scott to the tee at 12 after you completed 9?" asked Skovron.

"I got lost. I'm supposed to remember the exact location of 18 tees? Give me a break!" Williams added, "Plus, avoiding holes 10 and 11 helped bring down Scott's score considerably. I think I have every right to claim this victory."