Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Non-Hispanic Whites: The Party's Over

Studies have shown that, with decreasing birthrates among non-Hispanic whites (no one can accuse the Harvey's of not doing their part) and substantially increased immigration, by 2042 non-Hispanic whites will be a minority in America:



By 2042, one in three Americans will be Latino. How's your Spanish coming along?


Whenever I get depressed, I think of this future and it perks me right up. Given the Republicans' willingness to alienate the entire Latino population by their opposition to the Sotomayor nomination and all their anti-immigration ranting, at some point, the GOP will never win another election. Fantastico! In about 40 years, there will be no NASCAR, mayonnaise, country music, watery beer, popped collars or SUV's! Instead, more fajitas, Latin dancing and crazy Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

And the world will be a better place.

2 comments:

james said...

I don't want to live in a country that has no mayonnaise.

Big Myk said...

Let me guess...you're a white person.



Well, perhaps there will be mayonnaise in 2042, but it will be expensive and sold only in specialty shops.