Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The complete lack of tell-tale blood stains…

In a surprise news story, no band of gypsies were found either alive or dead at a north Texas home. Enjoy the beautiful sylvan footage.

I can only speculate that the banner should read "25-30 Bodies Found not at Home." (I'm not sure what "in at Home" means.)

1 comment:

James R said...

I missed the biggest non-news story by a few days and a huge margin. The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Guardian and, I will bet, all the TV networks (although I can't verify this) all went dumpster diving to educate us on the biggest non-news story since non-news was invented. We won't learn the price of peace, the price of health care, the price of oil, or even, most likely, the price of her wardrobe, but 25,000 emails to and from the Alaskan governor will only reveal the price we paid to sell our collective journalistic souls. Since there is no way anyone could spin this as important news, we are only left with 'giving the public what it wants', aka news that sells. They could have saved all those hours scanning and simply posted a couple of nude pictures on the front page. Since it is the NYT et al., they would have to be 'classy' nudes.